Sunday 29 May 2016

Movie 🎥 Review.... X-Men Apocalypse Now

Movie 🎥 Review.... X-Men Apocalypse Now

Nubian sorceress transferring old life into new body... the pyramidical-circuit board transference of life.... Oooh. You can't miss the conceptualization.

Modern day mutants battling the Original Mutant is screenplayed to remain etched. Jennifer Lawrence as Raven is indeed Ravishing.

Sci Fi high adrenaline Cairo to CIA, nuke launches, mind control, laser eyes....whew! They've got everything. Including Aushwitz....

It's fun to watch.

Movie 🎥 rating by Sheraz...CABA
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Saturday 28 May 2016

Movie 🎥 Review.... Waiting

Movie 🎥 Review.... Waiting

Yes, Naseeruddin weaves his gossamer with delightful dialogues, and Kalki responds with lively retorts. Their bonding - waiting is Dynamic-fun; she looks prettier after her nip-n-tuck. The movie is not a maudlin (cry throughout) experience. The chemistry of 'not-her-father'  versus  'new-generation-abuse -all-time-youngster' is enigmatically stitched to the dialogues. The subtle conversion of Naseeruddin starting to use the f word and of Kalki to calling folks blends into the fun night.... No its not what you'd imagine it to be......  It's 99 minutes of living

Movie 🎥 rating by Sheraz... ABDC

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Movie 🎥 Review.... Veerappan

Movie 🎥 Review.... Veerappan

Initial 15 minutes are strangely documentary like. Most know true story so why waste celluloid time. Buildup is very slow with narrative style storytelling. Lisa Ray and her blu-green eyes do justice to her focused role of Husband-killed-by-Veerappan. Veerappans' role is mostly shoot and scoot, so not much scope for acting. The STF protagonist, the hero is grounded in his actions, thankfully not hamming like SRK.

25 minutes into the movie and until the very end, you are wound up on your seat for the final, the denouement... with details of planning, countermeasures et al shown reasonably close to actual ops. The final blow is well executed, thankfully.

The nexus of bloody money - politics - insiders - drugs is portrayed aptly. Expectedly, many will be upset.

Movie 🎥 rating by Sheraz... BBBA

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Friday 27 May 2016

Movie 🎥 Review.... Alice Through the Looking Glass

Movie 🎥 Review.... Alice Through the Looking Glass

Graphics to die for, not an animation, fun  movie you must watch only if you are a Johnny Depp or Carol Lewis-Tim Burton fan. Mia carries the movie on her whims, Depp is brilliant. Sacha Cohen Baron as Mr Time (personification) and his mechanical assistants, Mr Minute and lots of Mr Seconds are a treatise. The concept of time travel, time dilation is told beautifully. And the intrepid Captain of the ship... It's a fairly fairy tale.

You step out of the hall buoyant and believe in wonders and family.

Movie 🎥 rating by Sheraz... BABA

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Tuesday 17 May 2016

Movie 🎥 Review... My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

Movie 🎥 Review... My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

Laugh riot with all the trappings of a typical Indian big family & wedding, except the skin color was bit more like say the 'Greeks'. Dialogues deadly, mothers motherly, women ~joidevivre~, men well, men and love. A beautiful experience of 100 minutes. Movie 🎥 Review by Sheraz Varma
Sherry review rating, ABCC
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Movie 🎥 Review.... Azhar

Movie 🎥 Review.... Azhar 

Curiosity quotient indeed until the end. Rest is a damp squib. Emraans face-lift is artificial stare -in-your-face. Prachi is natural. Nargis is mesmeric. Lara is powerful. It's the Lawyer who's interesting, with his imperfections. Some dialogues are good. Why would a muslim nikaah have bride and groom both in Hindu attire... Directorial shortcuts I guess. The ~carry-your-underwear~ scene is interesting. Sheraz Varma movie 🎥 rating, ACCC
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Movie 🎥 Review.... One Night Stand

Movie 🎥 Review.... One Night Stand 

Nowhere near sleaze, sorry to disappoint Sunny Leone porn fans. Yes, the flesh angle is marked, but ~passioned~... 
It's a lust-ego-bruised hero turned stalker villian saga. Three aspects of this movie are, 
Sunny's Leonisms...
The domino drink pouring machine in the bar...&
The end credits song, Ishq da Sutta 


....Sheraz Varma ka movie 🎥 rating.... Bravo Echo

Movie 🎥 Review.... Traffic 🚥 

Movie 🎥 Review.... Traffic 🚥 

Mixed bag. Documentary like at places, edge of the seat thriller at others. Plot with so much potential unfortunately unfolds erratically. Immediately before and after the interval is the action zenith. Twist in the high octane drive makes the story mirch masala. Cinematography and screenplay is average. You could give this movie a miss. I'd rate it... Yankee Yankee 

Movie 🎥 Review by Sheraz Varma

Movie 🎥 Review... Baaghi

Movie 🎥 Review... Baaghi 

Masala Omelette, adrenaline and the machismo of a grown up 'chiseled chikna'. Shraddha Kapoor is cute. Tiger has arrived. But this villain has character (amar akbar anthony, james bond etc). Cinematography is cut above. Especially fight scenes and bejeweled elephants. Edge of the seat story,albeit below average dialogues. Fresh Comic elements and a denouement at par with 36th Chamber. Worth 139 minutes of yours.

Movie 🎥 Review by Sheraz Varma

Movie 🎥 Review... The Huntsmen

Movie 🎥 Review... The Huntsmen...

Is a complicated story so keep your ear to the ground, in this case screen. Snow-white is nowhere, but the fight to save her Kingdom is. Jessica Chastain versus Emily Blunt. Both are awesome. The graphics of Emily invoking ice walls is breathtaking. Chris Hemsworth is charming. Charlize is brilliant in a short role. The Dwarfs,now they are tad interesting, especially with their mix of cockney n' cock a snook at.... 
Marginal use of Hindu motifs,clears up once you view the credits with a Indian name. Graphics to die for. 
Yet the movie can be disjointed if you've not kept abreast with the details. But with Jessica-Emily-Theron, and Arm candy Hemsworth, these 99 minutes are dream material. Worth a watch for IQ 135 and above.

Movie 🎥 Review.. Fan

Movie 🎥 Review.. Fan
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Selfie of SRK for 150 minutes. Yuck 
The deification of himself, by himself, for himself.... SRKemocracy... 
Usually his other movies have a few heroines and a villain or two... Here you miss the villian, heroine, comedian. Rank overdose of Shahrukh. It's putrifying to the end. Is it a case of desperation into twilight.
Avoidable movie by even the lowest standards.
Movie 🎥 Review by Sheraz Varma

Movie 🎥 Review... Jungle Book

Movie 🎥 Review... Jungle Book 

Fresh breath of jungle air... It's pure fun watching this three dimension rendition of Rudyard Kipling. The original fare is kept and you enjoy the flow. Baloo the Bear is loveable as is Bagheera. Mowghli in non animated but animated avatar looks sweet. The devilish SherKhan is truly the King of the Jungle. A very small role for Kaa the Snake, mesmeric with the voice of Scarlette Johanson... her voice is seductive.
Sadly, when Rudyard wrote this story, humans may have been preyed upon: it's us who are unfairly killing the Tiger now.
For children and adults alike, it's a must watch. Brush up on the original story prior to the show for quick recall of the characters.
Baloo is adorable, as is the pack.The runt is cute too. Don't leave the credits song at the end. It's great too.
Movie 🎥 Review by Sheraz Varma

Movie 🎥 Review.. Ki & Ka

Movie 🎥 Review.. Ki & Ka
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Maudlin male Kapoor and a femme without any softness in her role done with aplomb. 
Rest is waste. Balki has hammed in thought, plot and direction. The story portrays women and men, both in weird angles. Bad copy of the Hollywood cousin, The Intern. 
Swaroop Sampat is a spot of freshness. 
The theme idea of trains, as the leitmotif is awesome.
Bad movie 🎥. Avoid as much as possible. Yes, one scene is really good. The one where they show ' the end '
Movie 🎥 Review Sheraz Varma

Movie 🎥 Review... Batman vs Superman

Movie 🎥 Review... Batman vs Superman 
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Wasted Superman and Batman characters on a political underbelly. US facing criticism for saving the world, whilst sacrificing own soldiers. Personification of American as Superman taking the blame... Lex Luthors son Alexander comes across as a irritating twerp, nowhere near Gene. Cavill can't act, but as Superman he doesn't need to,it's what he represents. 
Amy as Lois is passable. It's Gal Gadot (wonderwoman) that's eye catching. 
Plot unfurl sequence is too slow, too late. The batmobile and batcraft are a treatise as usual. The death of Superman and state honours burial is well played out. Important for all American soldiers who are fighting at Iraq, Syria, AfPak...
...and the underlying message that even superheroes get disheartened by world opinion... Bruce Wayne included...
and you may have to suffer the irritable Eisenberg as Luthor later on...
Of course Superman was killed...
...long live Kal El...
Movie 🎥 Review by Sheraz Varma

Movie 🎥 Lambasting.. London has Fallen

Movie 🎥 Lambasting.. London has Fallen 
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Gerald Butler dialogue... '... go back to bloody hindoostan or wherever.... '
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The nerve of the movie makers to name a nation like ours which does not work towards terrorism. 
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How come Indian political masters / media nor taken cognizance...
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Take your movie back to bloody A..... or wherever

Movie 🎥 Review... Kapoor & Sons

Movie 🎥 Review... Kapoor & Sons 
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Structure of movie is, fun-romance with sibling rivalry into the Chakravyuh... Interval onwards buildup stress, to be relieved closer to the end. Classic technique. 
Ratna Pathak Shah steals the show. Sid and Fawad do a swell job as brothers anguished. Alia Bhatt... Now she's got loads of charm... unfortunately she left that in her first movie... You keep looking for that in her role... she's sweet boy like, no curves, no heat and half pants showing uninteresting legs.
Rishi K. Marvellous, virtuoso, ready to die - the quintessential, very old, about to die, very much alive and kicking veteran Army Officer...
Set in the salubrious climes of Coonoor, aka Wellington. Nopes, no shots of DSSC. But plenty of Nilgiris and those verdant memories.
Beware, it's tears time 27 minutes after interval.. Please finish up popcorn and coffee  before that...
Movie 🎥 Review by Sheraz Varma

Movie 🎥 Review... Eye in the Sky

Movie 🎥 Review... Eye in the Sky 
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Hellen Mirren in a Disruptive pattern uniform is quite a change from her Elizabeth avatar... She's good in each. 
The plot is an attempt to showcase the British government as sensitive to civilian collateral. The silly discussions over righteousness from the thunder  box are like I said.. Silly. 
Awesome use of technology.. Incidentally this is what I market....Lamborghini of Algorithms...
Worth one watch.. With a serious mind frame.
Bollypoppers stay away...in Kapooor & §

Movie 🎥 Review... Wazir

Movie 🎥 Review... Wazir
While I loved the pace, at the end the goto behind me remarked, 'What a bore '
This one's a difficult case, some will hate some will sit riveted. Apart from the opening slow motion song, nothing else is a bore. 
Farhan's sublime act is hypnotic. Aditi Rao Hyad has a small 'laugh-cry-dance-show cake' role.
Amitabh B is on the ball, mesmeric and overpowering. Lovable.
The movie is set with Chess as a metaphor for life. You've gotta learn when to loose,so as to win. A denouement with Wazir is the twist that leaves you exit the hall with a smile.
The metaphor becomes the movie 🎥.
.(beware, The girl in the rear row said she found this movie a bore).
Maybe this movie is your cup of tea ,
Or maybe not..
This a difficult one.

Movie 🎥 Review... Hateful Eight

Movie 🎥 Review... Hateful Eight 

Quentin Tarantino.... With another Artistically Macabre production. 
Set in post civil war America, a stagecoach ride backdrop in Wyoming.
Mystery drenched in howling snow blizzard, enacted in chapters as in a written book. The blood, gore, raw bones, smoking pot of coffee, auld 'merican cowboy drawl and smoking guns make this into one helluva potboiler. 
But beware, this not for fun movie... It'll leave you exhausted.... Only die hard Quentin fans should take the plunge... others stick to DDLJ...

Movie 🎥 Review... Airlift

Movie 🎥 Review... Airlift 

Verrry close to reality.. Tad discomforting. The depiction of Akshay as a purebred businessman is absolute and his transmogrification to India ka Lal is very subtly done.. Convincingly. 
Nimrat is gorgeous, albeit her upper lip has fallen.... age catcheth up dearie. 
Feryana Wazheir, the bombshell clearly catches the eye. 
The mass mobilisation by Akshay is well depicted. Though Iraqi have been shown in bad light... I've known scores of them personally... Unlikely, they REALLY like Indians because of Amitabh Bacchan.. And yes they know his dialogues from movies by heart... This was well depicted. Sad that Ankit Tiwari had to cull Didi, by Khalil. to make his own item song here.
Enjoyable with Tricolour lachrymators.

Movie 🎥 Review.. Mastizaade

Movie 🎥 Review.. Mastizaade

Oscar of the Terrible...
Miserable story, actually none.
Tusshar and Vir look emaciated juxtaposed to the well muscled thighs of the East European bimbettes. 
Double Sunny side up Leone is marvellous in looks, figure and runs your hormone factory. Her bespectacled avatar with a gorgeous switch allures.
It's all those dirty, horrendous, cheap jokes over WhatsApp ever seen that are encapsulated in this 108 minutes.
Other characters are irritating at best.
Sunny Leone alone, oops in double... Is the Oomph Goddess.
Review by Sheraz Varma

Movie 🎥 Review.... Fitoor

Movie 🎥 Review.... Fitoor 

A beautiful movie that you won't like because you've not read Charles Dickens Great Expectations..... should've listened to parents then.. 
Aditya RoyKap is sculpted for eye candy girls....he can't really act,but emotes in his quietude....as was pip.
Katrina looks her part, vivacious, one love, dream girl and reticent in love... the essence of her character in Dickens , Estella.... 
Tabu is marvellous with her veiled,rich, cantankerous, mourning her infidel love part.
Yes, it's a great story... You have to have had that teenage crush on Estella to vicariously be in there.
Movie 🎥 Review by Sheraz Varma

Movie 🎥 Review.. Gods of Egypt

Movie 🎥 Review.. Gods of Egypt 

Special effects are out of this planets realm. Egyptian mythological story interwoven with love, treachery, wise fools, young love pining and the grandeur of the Gods. 
Egyptology is bequeathed with many story versions. Conflicting facts therein with Ra being attacked by Osiris, since RaOsiris was a combination God. Beautifully crafted Annubis, Horus, Ra, Seth and Osiris, played by Gerad Butler.... His nonchalance is the Evil God. 
Read up on Nubian mythology before stepping out for the Matinee. And the God Queens may sometimes be tad bit of a tease....

Movie review..Khubsoorat

Movie review..Khubsoorat
Delightful time peppered with brilliant performances by Ratna Pathak Shah and Kirron Kher. The role of queen, Rani Sa is oh so convincing with every nuance just a wee bit accentuated for effect. Kirron s delivery is super, the credit equally shared with the writer. The hero, Forward Khan is dashing and a treat. Sonam K is actually good in her role and looks chirpy.
The quintessential lip lock scenes are reasonable. The awesome locales ofRajasthan are let's say,.awesome.
The role of the reticent King is convincing. The understated royalty angle is so propah.....you believe this story is actually happening...in the house of ..... Rathore's
Go watch this..its light and fun

Movie review..Haider

Movie review..Haider
Clearly not entertainment. Very well made though. You wonder why they spent do much money to give everyone melancholy. Shahid is awesome. Tabu is spectacular. Rest are incidental. KK its limited by his role. Sadly the Indian Army is shown in poor light, with factually incorrect things. I know because I've fought militancy there on the famed silk route. I've had multiple encounters. Homes are not destroyed in this manner. Many a finger point to Basharat Peer, the script writer, a separatist incline. The political message in a commercial movie raises questions about the conduit of funding.
Nevertheless, worth a watch.

Movie review....Bang Bang

Movie review....Bang Bang
She's so cute, he's got awesome physique...and the movies awesome.
Glimpses of Pierce Brosnan in Hrithik are actual a pleasure to watch. With his inimitable staccato head shake and Katrina purring with her eyes in naughty angles, their romance its high octane. Locales like Prague...sigh.
The plot its simple and the best line is...yaar Kohinoor steal kiya..kuch to IZZAT karo. 
Go for it...I'm planning a second viewing..of course its for Katrina.

Movie review..Fury

Movie review..Fury

Well researched and the details have been ensured. My years in the cavalry tell me some one making this movie had to be in the cavalry to know the finer nuances of life inside a armoured fighting vehicle...a M48 Sherman.
Brad was awesome. The denouement, with one tank slicing the German might was pieced together imaginatively. The dinner table scene with the luxury of fried eggs and a 'enemy girl' to take is so potent, offset only by the sudden interval. If you're not from a defence background, take any Army friend as your movie date...to understand the devils detail in this making.
A brilliant one.

Movie 🎥 Review... Katti Batti

Movie 🎥 Review... Katti Batti

The Phenyl drinker, Imraan Khan.... Hams his way through 132 minutes. Kangna is electric and all of live wire.
Erratic pace until the last 20 minutes. In the end the story picks up pace and unfolds the truth.
Screenplay is average at best. The monotone of Imraan flat voice gets boring, it's only when Kangna enters the frame that the screen dazzles. 
Music 🎶 is above average.
Overall average fare.
If you have a relative to meet, do that instead. Better still, wait for the next movie 🎥 release.
Awww... Ok, you can always waste 132 minutes.

Movie 🎥 Review.. Everest

Movie 🎥 Review.. Everest

Brutal reality at the top of the world. What it takes to reach there and the reality bites.. Literally.
Jason Clarke does his role convincingly. The details of mountaineering, impact of super high altitude, oedema, rarity of oxygen are put across so well.
The shots of Sagarmatha are so overwhelming, leaves you suspended between life and death itself. 
Go watch this movie, albeit read up on Google or Bing to understand what these altitudes can do to mankind.
Keira had a small role, meaningful nevertheless.
View this for the breathtaking shots of what an Everest storm can feel....

Movie 🎥 Review... The Intern

Movie 🎥 Review... The Intern

Robert de Nero at his marvellous best with Anne Hathaway shining like a star. What chemistry between them, and the manner in which the director has shown an attraction of sorts is beautiful.
Older man in a leadership role in a startup e commerce firm with the usual corporate trappings saga is set to swell those eyeballs.
Drop everything, I mean everything and go watch how beautiful a story can be. 
You feel sad the movie got over.
Anne is so pretty. Everybody needs a boss that drop dead gorgeous.

Movie 🎥 Review... The Martian

Movie 🎥 Review... The Martian

Space odyssey with awesome feel of being on an alien planet. Survival by innovation and Matt does a great job. Jessica Chastain makes her mark.
Now the down side.
Smacks of US subtly announcing rights on Mars. US Chinese bonhomie. And one Indian and African thrown in to help out. One American life is worth millions of dollars.... Digestible?
Great earth and space shots. Every bit technically correct inasmuch spacesuits,
NASA, telemetry goes.
The director takes the path of creating stress and then releasing it. And you end up holding your breath when Damons oxygen runs out... Brilliant direction.
Great watch while it lasts. And of course you learn how to grow potatoes from your neighbours poo...
Men are from Mars...? They're desperate to get away from there - potatoes, poo and plutonium....
Uh....the 3D aspect.... You feel on Mars. And the girls are cute, as usual.
Wee bit disco music of the 80s in space... Waterloo, ABBA... Napoleon did surrender...
And maybe another state has been added to the US of A .... Mars.
(Venus ♀ is next... and they have enough governors for both planets...)

Movie 🎥 Review... Singh is Bling

Movie 🎥 Review... Singh is Bling

Verrry weak script. Methinks Prabhudeva and Akshay have lost their marbles this time. Hottie Amy Jackson is delicious and seriously ready to be placed into Tussads, since she can't emote anyways.
What came over Akki to accept a buffoons role. Songs remind me of Gaulish feasts, where the Bard Cacophonix is on. Ugh. Desi hero with Gori Mem heroine formula gone sour. Romania, Punjab, Goa and Maa. All in one big Tamasha. 
But wait, KK does his wee bit little role. His villianery is muah. Maybe 5 minutes, but that's impressionable.
And Prabhudeva must stop pissing at the hero.
AVOID, if you can. And seriously, Sardars are not a joke as shown in these 141 minutes.
But Amy does look delectable.

Movie 🎥 Review... Talvar

Movie 🎥 Review... Talvar

Turning reality into fiction a sub judice matter requires finesse. And whilst this may no longer be sub judice, the movie 🎥 keeps you engrossed.
Playing out versions of the murder scene is very Masterfully done by Vishal. The botched up investigation is so well portrayed. And of course, the realism with which the Police incompetence is portrayed is convincing.
Irfan is brilliant as usual. The scrip is tight and perfect to the T. Screenplay is solid, the scenes will leave an imprint in you mind.
No its not a depressing movie, so banish those, 'i won't watch this movie ' thoughts.
Konkona is convincing. So are the others in the cast. I can't recollect the Dramatis Personae... Please Bing it on.
It's a treatise for Irfan Khan fans.

Movie 🎥 Review... Jazbaa

Movie 🎥 Review... Jazbaa

That it's a scene to scene copy is not the issue. Ifraan Khan is brilliant as usual, except his screen time has been reduced in favour of Aishwarya. Who hams through the movie. Despite her gym ready body, her facial ageing with her drooping left eye is visible. Her mediocre acting pales opposite Irfaan.
Court scene dialogues made for Ash seem meant only to make her win every point, to the point of ridicule.
I've never been fond of Ash, but this time round she irritates me to the core.
Shabana Azmi makes her presence felt.
Avoidable movie.

Movie 🎥 Review... Crimson Peak

Movie 🎥 Review... Crimson Peak

Not a ghost 👻 story. Though has few ghosts in it.
Horror murder mystery, unfolding across 1850s. Dresses are to die for, the corsets, the shifts, gowns, jackets, hats, chintz, calico, bone China, castles and Jessica Chastain to top it all
Quite a gloomy layout by deliberation of the story. A saga of mystery shrouded in love, murder and clay.
Loved the description of European Waltz to Americans.
Not your regular movie 🎥. Proceed with caution to cold climes.
Jessica Chastain is fire 🔥 on ice ❄

Movie 🎥 Review.. Pan (Peter Pan)

Movie 🎥 Review.. Pan (Peter Pan)

Hugh Jackman as Capt Blackbeard is awesome and very different from the Xmen stuff. As Blackbeard he's slick, marvellous and larger than life.
Graphics to give the geeks an orgasm, the story set in neverland is pure boyhood fantasy. Adults would find wee bit over the docks.
Cara Delevigne as the mermaid with few minutes is still ravishing.
Classic brit humour, fairies, Pixum dust and boy saved the world 🌍 dynamics.
Ah, the Peter Pan syndrome... Cometh from somewhere in this story.. No I don't agree.. Sorry feminists.

Movie 🎥 Review.. Shandaar

Movie 🎥 Review.. Shandaar

Sadly an awesome starcast given a silly screenplay with a workable story, with a off the top director.
Pankaj Kapoor is brilliant, Shahid magnetic, Alia Bhatt very skin baring sexy and a few mixed bags thrown in everywhere.
Technique of initial introduction using animation feels good. But using that in the middle, late middle and entwining within a song seems incongruous. 
Father daughter chemistry is beautiful. The ultra green Frog 🐸 remains a mystery unto the very end. An 8.5 pack himbo with two 'run out of money ' families and a hired castle with all the usual trappings is good timepass though.
Yet in the end you wish the director had made the movie less unreal. Go watch it for Alia in her skin avatar. Go for the brilliant Pankaj Kapoor. But you'll regret it nevertheless.
The end credits Alia Bhatt deshabille to Bikini teaser rivets for a quarter of the minute. She does look awesome. Shahid is cute.

Movie 🎥 Review.... The Last Witch Hunter

Movie 🎥 Review.... The Last Witch Hunter

Get your lessons in Witchcraft and Anti Witchcraft in 110 minutes.
Vin Diesel is very high Cetane rating... Pun intended. Special effects masterpiece with lesson no 1, almost all pretty women are Witches. Lesson no 2, not all witches are bad women. Whew. 
Weave through time and demons with the ferocity of Vin and Elijah Wood, this fantasy thriller is all set in environs of christianity and their enemies.
Despite all this, you exit wondering why did Michael Caine choose to work in this movie.
Depiction of the evil head witch is no doubt well shown. But that's it. Experience a dull headache upon exit.

Movie 🎥 Review.. Spectre

Movie 🎥 Review.. Spectre

You're spellbound casting onwards...
Cutting edge Bond moves with a ' can't keep your eyes off ' Lea Sedoux. She's mesmerising. Even Bond is bound. Ralph Fiennes does a swell job. Moneypenny has a life... Very hindi movie like.
Christopher is GOOD. And the action scenes are edge of the seat kind. Monica Belluci has a few minutes, but she still 'smokes '.
The chemistry between James and Lea Sedoux is....
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But the ending is the best... I won't disclose...
Truly, stirring....and Shakin Lea

Movie 🎥 Review.. Secret In their Eye

Movie 🎥 Review.. Secret In their Eyes

Cheweitel (oops spelling) is the hero and has prime time.
Nicole Kid and Julia Roberts get a few frames as well. Che is dynamic and centrestage.
Nicole looks awesome. Julia looks washed out. 
It's the plot that is great. The twist ending is fabulous. Very serious movie. Keeps you riveted. Sombre and packed. Some wicked stuff in the crime of NY. Toy come out with a frown.

Movie 🎥 Review.. Tamasha

Movie 🎥 Review.. Tamasha
Another Mera Naam Joker modelled on movie.... Has 3 chapters and same heroine.
Cinematography is weird, with the high angle camera work ams sound styled on the Tamasha method. The casting itself bores you. Deepika is brilliant as usual. Corsica destination is fun. That's it. The storyteller routine begets ennui, Moderate Schizophrenic glimpses of Ranbir evoke moderate acting skills. Towards the end Deepika is in focus again and the movie is bearable.
The director perhaps set out for a Mera Naam Joker, ended up with Boring part 2.
Only Deepika fans will appreciate the Tamasha.

Movie 🎥 Review... The Hunger Games Mockinjay 2

Movie 🎥 Review... The Hunger Games Mockinjay 2

Damp squib and erratic in its story telling. Cinematography and screenplay is phenomenally awesome, yet the story is so weakly told that the scenes at times felt badly edited, no they weren't, in fact they are bad direction is say.
Jennifer Lawrence is individually good. Julienne Moore is as well. It's the destruction scenes that are captivating. The action attributable to Katniss ate sadly just two short ones where she uses her fabled archery 🎯 to vanquish her opponent.
The ending scenes are extremely disjointed. The movie may have exactly followed the book, but it doesn't come across as a flow in the hall.
Tad disappointing. A Mocking watch.

Movie 🎥 Review... Hate Story 3

Movie 🎥 Review... Hate Story 3

Soft porn at best. The story is weak. Acting is below par. Yes,the skin show is tremendous.. So if your up for some skintillation do go ahead.
The flip flop of good and bad in the lead artists leaves you wondering who is the antagonist.... and the man friday for odd jobs including dead body disposal...do such people exist. Daisy Shah does not belong to the movie...
Songs are forgettable and the music score is unnoticeable.
Motley pot of Cleavage and legs for 131 minutes and the censor certificate signed by Pahlaj Nihlani is what you get.

Movie 🎥 Review... Everly

Movie 🎥 Review... Everly
Salma Hayek with a negligee throughout. She's still stunning.
The rest is a concentrated dose of macabre, blood, gore, guns, knives, swords, acid artists, masked men and snipers.... all knocked out by this femme fatale.
There's little else in the movie. Filmed in the one room technique, Hayek no doubt does her part well, emotive and sensual. Yet this Mother of Macabre movie 🎥 will leave you stunned.