Friday 30 June 2017

1 Haseena thi, 1 Deewana tha (Movie Review:4.0/10)

1 Haseena thi, 1 Deewana tha (Movie Review:4.0/10)



Arses of Baskerville... Set in Dartmouth, attempting few Holmes-against-skyline-atop-cliff scenes, albeit set in a love-reincarnation-murder-plot saga... 

The Hero, ShivDarshan,with Orangutan lips painted rouge and UpenPatel, both are sad. Poetry by Shiv is both mediocre and overdose. 

NatashaFernandez, the newbie looks old, has tyres on her waist and is zero on acting... 
Mostly the plot meanders lacustrine... Literally. 

The one powerful screenplay dynamic is the horseriding love making scene - without showing anything, hovers you on the skirt being ripped off under the hoof... 
Rest of the movie is a downright waste of time, popcorn and macciato...

Friday 2 June 2017

Wonder Woman (Movie Rating :8.0/10)

Wonder Woman (Movie Rating : 8.0/10)


Girls, Pine for Chris 
T'is Gadot of Gal, we Supermen share the front with... 

Screenplay and Cinematography of the Order of Greek Gods. 
Set in an era of chimera, our Goddess, Diane, of Zeus, scorches out that which is bad. Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman is convincingly strong in her character. She emotes very subtle with her eyebrows and frowns... Even her attractions. 

Of course you will fall for her. That's meant to be. Her attractiveness is embedded in that rank simplicity. Amazon skills, special effects and a world war ravaged London depicted rawther korrevtly... Covfeve 
{small blunders in french.. Oops}
Aircraft warnings in French are probably the faux pas, in an otherwise German war camp... 
End credits are surreal with Gal as Demi God... and Greek... Sigh 
The exhilaration of good triumphs over evil is explosive in the denouement. 
Please fall out of love with Gal as you deposit your 3D glasses 👓... 
Once upon a time, very long ago...