Friday 29 July 2016

GhostBusters (Movie Rating: 5.75/10)

GhostBusters (Movie Rating:5.75/10)



Ghost gobbledegook and Photon reverse tractor beams in the holsters of 4 Busters of Ghosts... Mixture of scary ghost spewing green goo and Times Square with a Round Mayor... Mass mayhem, rock concert with apparitions and a cute as hell techno-savvy intrepid. 44 Magnum licking bombshell... 
Ok,the story is weak, Screenplay is deadly, physics professors are stuck up barons and this movie is fun... 

Wednesday 27 July 2016

Dishoom (Movie Rating: 6.0 /10)

Dishoom (Movie Rating:6.0/10)



Pure masala mirchi and tadka... John Abraham, Varun Dhawan both are at their best.... Body and Bombay talkies talking... Nargis F Bikini is a 4 minute role  and she is hottt... Parineeti C in the item song has the waist of Vivien Leigh... and take home to mom look... 
It's Jaquiline F in that sizzler tray to cook you. The story plot is rather simple, but tessellated with the architecture of Dubai and Deserts the place grows on you. 
Akshays - Khanna & Kumar do a swell job. Pure entertainment with a cricket flavour to the kidnapping. And with Jaquiline FernĂĄndez setting the screen ablaze... One 2ka 4

Tuesday 26 July 2016

Madaari (Movie Rating: 6.5/10)

Madaari (Movie Rating: 6.5/10)



Catharsis in the retribution of the common man. Edge of the seat drama, unfolds with the masterful performance of Irrfan (sic.)...brilliant act in 133 minutes. Story is quite on the lines of earlier movies đŸŽ„ like Aakhri Raasta. The becoming of the Stockholm Syndrome, the unfolding of a chase across the Indian peninsula.. The angst & ire of a mother, the crafty politician versus the father... It's packed condensed ams wired.  Jimmy Shergill delivers a crisp performance...justice to his reputation. The ending is relatively realistic and gives you a weak moment.
For Irrfan fans, sine qua non...

Thursday 21 July 2016

Ice Age: Collision Course (Movie Rating: 6/10)

They're back with putting planets into orbit, Saturn into its rings..... and the quest for the quintessential Acorn... 
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Animation and graphics are top order. The playfulness of the characters is supercute. Story is really for children with lots of social and environmental issues addressed. 
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It's really fun filled 94 minutes with sheer delight at the dynamics of these life forms... If you need a fillip to your mood, go watch. 

Star Trek, Beyond (Movie Rating: 6.0 /10)

Star Trek, Beyond (Movie Rating:   6.0/10)



Space, the final frontier... The Starship Enterprise in its technical beautiful as never seen before. The usual Gene Rodenberry characters are all in there, Sulu, Scotty..and Jim Tiberius Kirk. Spock of course, without him the crew wouldn't know logic - love. 

Graphics and special effects of the 10th Dan. You can feel the expanse of space, the rotations of satellite towns and cities. The antagonist is as usual a force to reckon with.. Otherwise it's no fun winning in the end.. Isn't it? 
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Zoe Saldana has a small role. Yet memorable.  This space odyssey marks a tribute to Loenard Nimoy, original Dr.Spock. 
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The battle of the Swarms is the magnum opus scene of this Lin movie đŸŽ„.... Story is pretty much predictable, comparisons with the old crew of the Starship are but natural. It's the technology demonstration here that's worth the money... 
....I only rue one thing.. Why doth all aliens have hideous heads... Maybe there's  a mother of pulchritude race out there.... Truly femme fatale... Where no man has come afore..(intended)... 

Friday 15 July 2016

Great Grand Masti (Movie Rating: 4/10)

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Great Grand Masti (Movie Rating:    4/10)

Absolutely zero brainer 2 hours with loads of *double-entendre,* skin & tone... and most notably, a very defined and sculpted midriff of a 50 year young virgin ghost, who needs redemption by any potent males.. 

Archetypal of bawdy humour - maid décolletage fantasies and the (yawn) *save-your-husband-from-virgin-chudail* denouement...

Urvashi Rautela looks every bit virgin sexy ghost that her role demands. And she does so with aplomb. The three amigos require to act stupid; well, they didn't have to try hard it would seem. 

Movie for those with a notably high TQ (Testicle Quotient). 
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Redeeming feature, the small remix song of Ila Arun, Resham ka..roomal... Lilting 
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Like I said, zero brainer. 

Wednesday 6 July 2016

Sultan (Movie Rating: 5.0 /10)

Sultan (Movie Rating:   5.0/10)


Sultan: Pure Bull....

Puffed up Salman for 170 minutes with tummy bulge showing all through. Story details are ludicrous ; from a regular village bumpkin to a state level wrestler in 30 days... Story set in muslim family amidst land of the Khaps and a female wrestles males - asinine. Kite chaser Salman re-learns free style boxing in 6 weeks at 40 years... Anushka emotes well as usual - nothing more to her credit.  Song - Bass pasand and Jug... are catchy, period. Fight entry scene is culled from Gladiator, final fights setup copied from Akshay Kumar movie.

The positives, it's adrenaline when you see the fights. The cheerleaders are attractive. Sadly little else is memorable.

Salmans visage is for most part covered with beard.. hiding his lines and puffy face.
The decimation of Salman has begun. Sad,he was good earlier on. Alea Jacta Est






























Tuesday 5 July 2016

Movie Review: The Legend of Tarzan (Movie Rating: 6.5 /10)

Margot Robbie (Jane Porter, Tarzan's wife)

Movie Review: The Legend of Tarzan (Movie Rating:   6.5  /10)


Alexander SkarsgÄrd (Mr. John Clayton, 3rd Viscount Greystoke aka Tarzan)
Tarzan  (Alexander SkarsgĂ„rd)  is pure eye candy ladies, so feast on. Tarzan is handsome to the T. Jane, now she's a stunner and Margot has what it takes to be Jane. 

The plot is Hollywood country friends centric of course. England ams American are out to save African Congo from the Belgians... Ironic considering slavery in Africa was mostly beneficial to US,UK.

Animal charisma, the fights, pachyderm eyes, wine swinging, tracing tracking the spoor and the scenic beauty of raw, Africa. Go watch for a great experience.
But if I didn't speak of Christopher Waltz,the villian of the piece I'd be unfair. What a performance. Brilliant.